i don't know if i've ever told you this story, but last Christmas, Harriet invited me to come to this party in alpine. so we drove up there and long story short, the party sucked and neither of us were in a very chipper mood when we left. so we go out to the car and some miscreant had squirted an unknown substance in the crease of the driver's side door. it was sticky and gooey and, as it was december, it was frozen.
i. was. livid.
it got all over my hands and in my hair and it wouldnt come off and we couldn't figure out what it was. we even went through a car wash and it did absolutely nothing. it took us the whole drive from alpine to my casa to figure out that it was HONEY and it was DISGUSTING. we stopped at home to clean it off mostly and then i made richie come with me so i didnt murder anybody. (seriously, that is how angry i was) (okay, maybe that's a little extreme). on the drive from my house to p-town, richie was telling us about some supposedly "harmless" stupid high school vandalism that he had done and i got even angrier. i was so close to kicking him out of the car and making him walk the 10+ miles home--no joke.
tonight someone threw VOMIT on our porch and front door and egged my daddy's car. SERIOUSLY. ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME . that is BEYOND DISGUSTING, not to mention completely illegal and downright cruel. my poor parents, instead of spending the night with their daughter who's leaving for a month tomorrow night, had to clean up an ANONYMOUS person's BODILY FLUIDS from off of our HOME. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
why on EARTH would someone do that? what did anyone that lives here ever do to you that would warrant that? besides, even if we have wronged you, why can't you just deal with it, or address it calmly and rationally like a normal human being (says girl writing angry "i hate vandals" blog post).
okay, but honestly? that is so gross.
and now i feel like i can't leave my house without a rain poncho on and a loaded gun. (also a little extreme, but that's what happens when you are the victim of a HATE CRIME!!)
i hate vandals,